Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
where are you?
Hypothermia
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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