I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
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I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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