I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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