Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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