I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
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New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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