I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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