In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
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Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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