He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
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I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.