Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
My balls are so social today.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”