I wish life had little blips of pornography
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
25 People Confess Their Terrifying Stalker Stories
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
27 Times The Kardashian-Jenner Clan Absolutely Slayed at NYFW
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.