so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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