girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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