yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Randomize
