wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
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So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
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Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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