That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Randomize
