Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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