are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
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I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
that may or may not have been my penis.
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