im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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