Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
My life is pants optional.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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