what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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