I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
All the doctor said was why
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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