Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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