the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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