In the future we'll all be gay
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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