Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
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I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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