Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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