God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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