Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
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I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
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Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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