david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize