I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
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Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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