i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
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Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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