so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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