Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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