you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
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There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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