I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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