Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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