im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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