Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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