You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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