Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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