clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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