It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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