How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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