I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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