that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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