This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I'm always down for nudity.
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