what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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