We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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