STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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