can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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