Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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