there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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