And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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