Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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