capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
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The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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